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The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Sluggos

Submitted by Sluggos on December 31, 2025.

Score
3hits so far
21tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Dick Van DykeAlive Alive 100
9 Alan Greenspan hitJun 22, 2026 Jun 22, 2026 100
8 Eva Saint hitOct 6, 2026 Oct 6, 2026 102
7 Sandy KoufaxAlive Alive ?
6 Mel BrooksAlive Alive 100
5 Doc SeverinsenAlive Alive ?
4 Gene Shalit hitJun 12, 2026 Jun 12, 2026 100
3 David AttenboroughAlive Alive 100
2 Clint EastwoodAlive Alive 96
1 Noam ChomskyAlive Alive ?

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2001

There once was a poet named Corso
who had a bad gland in his torso.
But, before cancer nailed him,
beat critics once hailed him
as, like, Kerouac, only more so.