This list was submitted by goddammit on Wednesday, December 31st, 2025 at 4:48 PM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 9 | Barry Manilow | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 7 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Yoko Ono | Alive | 93 |
| 5 | Bob Cousy | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 100 |
| 3 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 100 |
| 2 | Lee Grant | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Tippi Hedren | Alive | 96 |
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
Batman, schmatman. Every idiot on the planet wants to talk about some rich fruitcake in tights who spends all his time dressing up and running around with a little boy. Hello? This is the same guy who gave us Courageous Cat and Cool McCool. Now there's some goddamned heroes.
(d) November 3rd, 1998