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This list was submitted by Nick ‘n Beth on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 8:19 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Julie AndrewsAlive?
9Dick Van DykeAlive99
8Lee GrantAlive?
7Marion RossAlive?
6Alan GreenspanAlive99
5Gene ShalitAlive99
4Tom WaitsAlive?
3Mel BrooksAlive99
2Richard BransonAlive?
1Shirley MacLaineAlive91
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003