This list was submitted by Nick ‘n Beth on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 8:19 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Julie Andrews | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
| 8 | Lee Grant | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Marion Ross | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
| 5 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 99 |
| 4 | Tom Waits | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 2 | Richard Branson | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Shirley MacLaine | Alive | 91 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003