This list was submitted by Nick ‘n Beth on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 7:58 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
9 | William Daniels | Alive | ? |
8 | Vera Miles | Alive | 94 |
7 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
6 | Joanne Woodward | Alive | ? |
5 | Gene Hackman | February 17th, 2025 | 95 |
4 | Tippi Hedren | Alive | 95 |
3 | Ozzy Osbourne | Alive | 76 |
2 | Keith Richards | Alive | 81 |
1 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 87 |
5 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998