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This list was submitted by Nick ‘n Beth on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 7:58 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Eva SaintAlive?
9William DanielsAlive?
8Vera MilesAlive94
7Noam ChomskyAlive?
6Joanne WoodwardAlive?
5Gene Hackman February 17th, 202595
4Tippi HedrenAlive95
3Ozzy OsbourneAlive76
2Keith RichardsAlive81
1Bill CosbyAlive87
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998