This list was submitted by goddammit on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 5:07 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 9 | June Lockhart | October 23rd, 2025 | 100 |
| 8 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Yoko Ono | Alive | 93 |
| 6 | Bob Cousy | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 100 |
| 4 | Frankie Valli | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 100 |
| 2 | Sophia Loren | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Tippi Hedren | Alive | 96 |
| 9 points | 1 hit |
He was called "The Master of Malaprop", which is where you purposely use the wrong word in a sentence, making it hilarious. For example, saying "You could have knocked me over with a fender." We assume the word "hilarious" meant something different back in the 60's.
(d) November 7th, 2020