The Regulator List

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This list was submitted by Warren G on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 2:13 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dick Van DykeAlive99
9Alan GreenspanAlive99
8Noam ChomskyAlive?
7Cleo LaineAlive?
6Imelda MarcosAlive?
5Louis FarrakhanAlive92
4Raul CastroAlive94
3Sonny RollinsAlive?
2Gene Hackman February 17th, 202595
1Robert WagnerAlive95
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013