This list was submitted by spol85 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 9:32 AM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
9 | Bruce Willis | Alive | ? |
8 | Joe Biden | Alive | ? |
7 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 95 |
6 | Willie Nelson | Alive | ? |
5 | Cybill Shepherd | Alive | 75 |
4 | George Soros | Alive | 95 |
3 | P. Diddy | Alive | ? |
2 | Warren Buffett | Alive | 95 |
1 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
0 points | 0 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014