This list was submitted by splittertogo on Monday, December 30th, 2024 at 2:17 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 9 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 8 | David Attenborough | Alive | 100 |
| 7 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 100 |
| 6 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Buzz Aldrin | Alive | 96 |
| 4 | Gene Hackman | February 17th, 2025 | 95 |
| 3 | John Astin | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Barbara Eden | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 96 |
| 4 points | 1 hit |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014