This list was submitted by cjb6 on Monday, December 30th, 2024 at 1:15 AM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
| 9 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 8 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
| 7 | David Attenborough | Alive | 99 |
| 6 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Jim Lovell | Alive | 97 |
| 4 | Cleo Laine | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Tom Lehrer | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Hans Blix | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Imelda Marcos | Alive | ? |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014