This list was submitted by SBUMP2 on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 12:49 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 9 | Bruce Willis | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Marv Levy | Alive | 100 |
| 7 | Vince McMahon | Alive | 80 |
| 6 | Wink Martindale | April 15th, 2025 | 91 |
| 5 | Richard Simmons | July 13th, 2024 | 76 |
| 4 | Dick Vitale | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 89 |
| 2 | Lee Grant | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Patrick Leahy | Alive | ? |
| 15 points | 2 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014