This list was submitted by trashking on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 9:46 AM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
9 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
8 | Glynis Johns | January 4th, 2024 | 100 |
7 | Silvio Berlusconi | Alive | ? |
6 | Eric Idle | Alive | 81 |
5 | William Daniels | Alive | ? |
4 | James Baker | Alive | 94 |
3 | Emperor Akihito | Alive | ? |
2 | Dr. Ruth Westheimer | July 12th, 2024 | 96 |
1 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 98 |
29 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998