This list was submitted by TeamTrautz on Saturday, December 30th, 2023 at 7:01 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Roberta Flack | Alive | ? |
9 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
8 | Julie Newmar | Alive | 91 |
7 | William "The Refrigerator" Perry | Alive | 62 |
6 | Michael J. Fox | Alive | 64 |
5 | Randy Travis | Alive | 66 |
4 | Ozzy Osbourne | July 22nd, 2025 | 76 |
3 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
2 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 95 |
1 | Amanda Bynes | Alive | 39 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998