This list was submitted by Ccantu902 on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 5:47 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | David Attenborough | Alive | 99 |
9 | Glynis Johns | January 4th, 2024 | 100 |
8 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
7 | Norman Lear | December 5th, 2023 | ? |
6 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
5 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
4 | Britney Spears | Alive | 43 |
3 | Buzz Aldrin | Alive | 95 |
2 | Tara Reid | Alive | ? |
1 | Jessica Simpson | Alive | ? |
15 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998