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This list was submitted by Ccantu902 on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 5:47 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10David AttenboroughAlive99
9Glynis JohnsJanuary 4th, 2024100
8Tony Bennett July 21st, 202396
7Norman Lear December 5th, 2023?
6Alan GreenspanAlive99
5Mel BrooksAlive99
4Britney SpearsAlive43
3Buzz AldrinAlive95
2Tara ReidAlive?
1Jessica SimpsonAlive?
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998