This list was submitted by Hugh G. Wrekshun on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 12:50 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Lee Grant | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 98 |
| 8 | Shecky Greene | December 31st, 2023 | 97 |
| 7 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 98 |
| 6 | David Attenborough | Alive | 98 |
| 5 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
| 4 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 98 |
| 3 | Roger Corman | May 9th, 2024 | 98 |
| 2 | Dick Hyman | Alive | 97 |
| 1 | William Perry | Alive | 97 |
| 5 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003