This list was submitted by Death pool gambler on Friday, December 30th, 2022 at 9:22 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 98 |
| 9 | Bob Uecker | Alive | 90 |
| 8 | Randy Travis | Alive | 66 |
| 7 | Norman Lear | December 5th, 2023 | ? |
| 6 | Warren Buffett | Alive | 94 |
| 5 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 4 | Rich Little | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 2 | Yoko Ono | Alive | 92 |
| 1 | Ruth Buzzi | Alive | ? |
| 15 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021