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The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Lizzie Borden

Submitted by Jackalope_Ghost on December 31, 2021. Part of the 2022 Where's the Beef? boneyard.

Score
2hits so far
14tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Olivia Newton-John hitAug 8, 2022 Aug 8, 2022 73
9 Kathleen TurnerAlive Alive 72
8 Christiane AmanpourAlive Alive ?
7 Pat RobertsonJun 8, 2023 Jun 8, 2023 93
6 Ted KaczynskiJun 10, 2023 Jun 10, 2023 81
5 Billy ConnollyAlive Alive 83
4 Sidney Poitier hitJan 6, 2022 Jan 6, 2022 94
3 Jim BakkerOct 5, 2026 Oct 5, 2026 86
2 Shannen DohertyJul 13, 2024 Jul 13, 2024 53
1 Kathy GriffinAlive Alive 66

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2021

Earl Simmons barked his way to five straight number-one albums, made “Party Up” the official anthem of being thrown out of a bar, and filled the rest of his calendar getting arrested for things like impersonating a federal agent at JFK. His heart quit at 50, after a week on life support, finally doing what the police never could and keeping him in one place. X gon’ give it to ya, one last time.