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This list was submitted by Big Bald Jon on Monday, December 27th, 2021 at 11:34 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Al JaffeeApril 10th, 2023102
9Jules FeifferAlive96
8Larry Storch July 8th, 202299
7Harry BelafonteApril 25th, 202396
6Bob CousyAlive?
5Mikhail Gorbachev August 30th, 202291
4Imelda MarcosAlive?
3Olivia Newton-John August 8th, 202273
2Tippi HedrenAlive95
1Robert DuvallAlive94
16 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998