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This list was submitted by Incognito on Thursday, December 31st, 2020 at 10:51 PM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George SorosAlive94
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Bill CosbyAlive87
7Dan RatherAlive?
6Norman LearDecember 5th, 2023?
5Woody AllenAlive89
4Michael CaineAlive92
3Glenda JacksonJune 15th, 202387
2Maggie SmithSeptember 27th, 202489
1Ethel KennedyOctober 10th, 202496
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998