This list was submitted by Joker on Thursday, December 31st, 2020 at 6:35 PM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
| 9 | Larry Storch | July 8th, 2022 | 99 |
| 8 | Barbara Walters | December 30th, 2022 | 93 |
| 7 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
| 6 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 5 | Linda Ronstadt | Alive | 79 |
| 4 | Gina Lollobrigida | January 16th, 2023 | 95 |
| 3 | Leon Spinks | February 5th, 2021 | 67 |
| 2 | Harry Reid | December 28th, 2021 | 82 |
| 1 | Robert Blake | March 9th, 2023 | 89 |
| 21 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998