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This list was submitted by Joker on Thursday, December 31st, 2020 at 6:35 PM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Beverly Cleary March 25th, 2021104
9Larry StorchJuly 8th, 202299
8Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
7Al JaffeeApril 10th, 2023102
6Bob Dole December 5th, 202198
5Linda RonstadtAlive79
4Gina LollobrigidaJanuary 16th, 202395
3Leon Spinks February 5th, 202167
2Harry Reid December 28th, 202182
1Robert BlakeMarch 9th, 202389
21 points 4 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998