This list was submitted by Andrew Edling on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 10:52 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
| 9 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 8 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 7 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 6 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
| 5 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 4 | Sumner Redstone | August 11th, 2020 | 97 |
| 3 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 2 | Wilford Brimley | August 1st, 2020 | 85 |
| 1 | Artie Lange | Alive | 58 |
| 25 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998