My liver can't handle Trump much longer!!!

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This list was submitted by Joker on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 8:02 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Roberta McCain October 12th, 2020108
9Mort SahlOctober 26th, 202194
8Kirk Douglas February 5th, 2020103
7Doc SeverinsenAlive?
6Jerry Stiller May 11th, 202092
5Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
4Burt BacharachFebruary 8th, 202394
3Cloris LeachmanJanuary 27th, 202194
2Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
1Dabney ColemanMay 16th, 202492
24 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003