This list was submitted by Joker on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 8:02 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
9 | Mort Sahl | October 26th, 2021 | 94 |
8 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
7 | Doc Severinsen | Alive | ? |
6 | Jerry Stiller | May 11th, 2020 | 92 |
5 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
4 | Burt Bacharach | February 8th, 2023 | 94 |
3 | Cloris Leachman | January 27th, 2021 | 94 |
2 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
1 | Dabney Coleman | May 16th, 2024 | 92 |
24 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003