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This list was submitted by DJ Badger on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 3:37 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jerry Lee LewisAlive84
9Frankie AvalonAlive79
8Kirk Douglas February 5th, 2020103
7Little Richard May 9th, 202087
6Mikhail GorbachevAlive89
5Dick Van DykeAlive94
4Steve LawrenceAlive?
3Jerry Stiller May 11th, 202092
2Bill CosbyAlive82
1Tim CurryAlive?
18 points 3 hits 


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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998