This list was submitted by USER02631 on Thursday, June 3rd, 1999 at 1:53 PM PDT for The June '99 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Basil Hume | June 17th, 1999 | 76 |
9 | DeForest Kelley | June 11th, 1999 | 79 |
8 | Marvin Wood | October 13th, 1999 | ? |
7 | Bob Bullock | June 18th, 1999 | 69 |
6 | Not Famous | ||
5 | Mr. T | Alive | 73 |
4 | Pee Wee Reese | August 14th, 1999 | 81 |
3 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
2 | Not Famous | ||
1 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
38 points | 5 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999