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This list was submitted by USER02631 on Thursday, June 3rd, 1999 at 1:53 PM PDT for The June '99 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Basil Hume June 17th, 199976
9DeForest Kelley June 11th, 199979
8Marvin Wood October 13th, 1999?
7Bob Bullock June 18th, 199969
6Not Famous 
5Mr. TAlive73
4Pee Wee Reese August 14th, 199981
3Maurice RichardMay 27th, 200078
2Not Famous 
1Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
38 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999