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This list was submitted by USER00965 on Tuesday, June 1st, 1999 at 5:06 PM PDT for The June '99 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9King FahdJuly 31st, 200584
8Pee Wee Reese August 14th, 199981
7Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
6Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
5Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
4Ian DuryMarch 27th, 200057
3Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
2Harry SecombeApril 11th, 200179
1Allen Funt September 5th, 199984
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003