This list was submitted by USER00965 on Tuesday, June 1st, 1999 at 5:06 PM PDT for The June '99 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
9 | King Fahd | July 31st, 2005 | 84 |
8 | Pee Wee Reese | August 14th, 1999 | 81 |
7 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
6 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
5 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
4 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
3 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
2 | Harry Secombe | April 11th, 2001 | 79 |
1 | Allen Funt | September 5th, 1999 | 84 |
9 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003