The End #2

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This list was submitted by Once upon a time... on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 3:39 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Chuck YeagerDecember 7th, 202097
9Tommy LasordaJanuary 7th, 202193
8Yoko OnoAlive92
7Herman Wouk May 18th, 2019103
6Jesse VenturaAlive74
5Willard ScottSeptember 4th, 202187
4Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
3Angela LansburyOctober 11th, 202296
2Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
1Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998