Memorial Park Ranger 1

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This list was submitted by memorialparkranger on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 12:45 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Freund Family Plot - 2019 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
8Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
7Carol Channing January 15th, 201997
6Claus von Bulow May 25th, 201992
5Ryan O'NealDecember 8th, 202382
4John Paul Stevens July 16th, 201999
3Olivia Newton-JohnAugust 8th, 202273
2Joan KennedyAlive?
1Carol BurnettAlive93
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021