This list was submitted by memorialparkranger on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 12:45 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Freund Family Plot - 2019 Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 9 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 8 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 7 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
| 6 | Claus von Bulow | May 25th, 2019 | 92 |
| 5 | Ryan O'Neal | December 8th, 2023 | 82 |
| 4 | John Paul Stevens | July 16th, 2019 | 99 |
| 3 | Olivia Newton-John | August 8th, 2022 | 73 |
| 2 | Joan Kennedy | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Carol Burnett | Alive | 93 |
| 17 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021