This list was submitted by Bea Hind on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 10:12 AM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Robert Mugabe | September 5th, 2019 | 95 |
9 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
8 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
7 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
6 | Katherine Jackson | Alive | 94 |
5 | Larry Storch | July 8th, 2022 | 99 |
4 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
3 | Sumner Redstone | August 11th, 2020 | 97 |
2 | Tim Conway | May 14th, 2019 | 85 |
1 | Joni Mitchell | Alive | ? |
19 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998