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This list was submitted by Bea Hind on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 10:07 AM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Tim Conway May 14th, 201985
9Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
8Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
7Bart Starr May 26th, 201985
6Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
5Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
4I.M. Pei May 16th, 2019102
3Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
2Bob BarkerAlive99
1Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
29 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021