This list was submitted by USER00059 on Monday, May 31st, 1999 at 6:31 PM PDT for The June '99 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Not Famous | ||
| 9 | Pee Wee Reese | August 14th, 1999 | 81 |
| 8 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
| 7 | Juan Bosch | November 1st, 2001 | 92 |
| 6 | Judith Exner | September 24th, 1999 | 65 |
| 5 | Kim Perrot | August 19th, 1999 | 32 |
| 4 | Basil Hume | June 17th, 1999 | 76 |
| 3 | Mike Mansfield | October 5th, 2001 | 98 |
| 2 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 24 points | 4 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998