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This list was submitted by roderner on Sunday, December 30th, 2018 at 9:45 AM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10I.M. Pei May 16th, 2019102
9Roger AngellMay 20th, 2022101
8Lee Iacocca July 2nd, 201994
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Alan GreenspanAlive99
5Marv LevyAlive100
4Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
3Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
2Herman Wouk May 18th, 2019103
1Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
20 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003