Look How They Massacred My List

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This list was submitted by Frankie Pentangeli on Friday, December 28th, 2018 at 11:14 AM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sumner RedstoneAugust 11th, 202097
9Charles OsgoodJanuary 23rd, 202491
8Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
7Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
6Joanne WoodwardAlive?
5Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
4Bart Starr May 26th, 201985
3Le Duc Anh April 22nd, 201998
2Sandra Day O’ConnorDecember 1st, 202393
1Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
8 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002