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This list was submitted by SatiricalAlexandria on Thursday, December 27th, 2018 at 9:44 AM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10David AttenboroughAlive99
9Linda RonstadtAlive79
8Cicely TysonJanuary 28th, 202196
7Eva SaintAlive?
6James LiptonMarch 2nd, 202093
5Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
4Caitlyn JennerAlive76
3Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
2Bruce DernAlive?
1Mick JaggerAlive82
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998