!!!!! Albrecht Says Die 3

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
9	Dick Van Dyke	Alive	99
8	Katherine Helmond	February 23rd, 2019	89
7	Michael Bloomberg	Alive	83
6	George Takei	Alive	88
5	Michael Caine	Alive	92
4	Dionne Warwick	Alive	84
3	Liza Minnelli	Alive	79
2	Valerie Harper	August 30th, 2019	80
1	Regis Philbin	July 24th, 2020	88
10 points		2 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021