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This list was submitted by clitcourt on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 7:25 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John McCain August 25th, 201881
9Stan Lee November 12th, 201895
8George H.W. Bush November 30th, 201894
7Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
6Randy TravisAlive66
5Doris Day May 13th, 201997
4Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
3Whitey Bulger October 30th, 201889
2Regis PhilbinJuly 24th, 202088
1Stephen Hawking March 13th, 201876
31 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021