This list was submitted by my3jacks on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 7:05 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 9 | Martin Sheen | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Donald Sutherland | June 20th, 2024 | 88 |
| 7 | Charlie Rose | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Kim Richards | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Charlie Sheen | Alive | 60 |
| 4 | Jackie Stallone | September 21st, 2020 | 98 |
| 3 | Harvey Weinstein | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Mark Hamill | Alive | 74 |
| 1 | Morgan Freeman | Alive | 89 |
| 10 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998