Only the Good Die

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This list was submitted by memorialparkranger on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 4:12 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Freund Family Plot - 2018 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
9Whitey Bulger October 30th, 201889
8Sammy GravanoAlive79
7David BerkowitzAlive?
6Mark David ChapmanAlive69
5Carlos the JackalAlive?
4John HinckleyAlive?
3Bashar al-AssadAlive59
2Drew PetersonAlive71
1Raul CastroAlive93
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998