This list was submitted by Spudboy on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 1:00 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Clive James | November 24th, 2019 | 80 |
| 9 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 8 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 7 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 6 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
| 5 | Carol Burnett | Alive | 93 |
| 4 | Vera Lynn | June 18th, 2020 | 103 |
| 3 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
| 2 | Hosni Mubarak | February 25th, 2020 | 91 |
| 1 | Jerry Lee Lewis | October 28th, 2022 | 87 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014