The Sporting Life

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This list was submitted by Dade City Death on Saturday, December 30th, 2017 at 1:24 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the The Indy Fossils Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Vin ScullyAugust 2nd, 202294
9Superstar Billy GrahamMay 17th, 202379
8Verne LundquistAlive?
7Jerry SanduskyAlive82
6A.J. FoytAlive91
5Jim OttoMay 19th, 202486
4William "The Refrigerator" PerryAlive63
3Ron CeyAlive78
2Michael SchumacherAlive57
1Bob UeckerJanuary 16th, 202589
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Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998