Death is so Final

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This list was submitted by alohabeerguy on Friday, December 29th, 2017 at 5:28 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
9Tom JonesAlive?
8Billy Graham February 21st, 201899
7Bob SchiefferAlive?
6Charles OsgoodJanuary 23rd, 202491
5Dick Van DykeAlive99
4Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
3George H.W. Bush November 30th, 201894
2Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
1Keith RichardsAlive81
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013