This list was submitted by USER00033 on Monday, May 3rd, 1999 at 5:56 AM PDT for The June '99 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Eugene McCarthy | December 10th, 2005 | 89 |
| 9 | Harry Secombe | April 11th, 2001 | 79 |
| 8 | Edward Teller | September 9th, 2003 | 95 |
| 7 | Joe Bonnano | May 11th, 2002 | ? |
| 6 | Donald O'Connor | September 27th, 2003 | 78 |
| 5 | Pee Wee Reese | August 14th, 1999 | 81 |
| 4 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 3 | Kim Perrot | August 19th, 1999 | 32 |
| 2 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 1 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 8 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998