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This list was submitted by Dead_Men_Tell_No_Tales on Friday, December 22nd, 2017 at 6:48 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9George H.W. Bush November 30th, 201894
8Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
7Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
6Pending Fame Committee Review 
5Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
4David AttenboroughAlive99
3Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
2Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
1Teri GarrOctober 29th, 202479
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

Anyway, he's dead.

(d) July 10th, 2019