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This list was submitted by Dead_Men_Tell_No_Tales on Friday, December 22nd, 2017 at 6:48 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9George H.W. Bush November 30th, 201894
8Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
7Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
6Pending Fame Committee Review 
5Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
4David AttenboroughAlive99
3Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
2Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
1Teri GarrOctober 29th, 202479
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

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A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.

(d) February 3rd, 1999