This list was submitted by Bluebard on Thursday, December 7th, 2017 at 8:53 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 9 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
| 8 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 7 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 6 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 5 | William Shatner | Alive | 94 |
| 4 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
| 3 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
| 2 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
| 1 | Bruce Dern | Alive | ? |
| 19 points | 2 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000