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This list was submitted by USER00679 on Sunday, March 14th, 1999 at 9:39 PM PST for The June '99 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
9Keith RichardsAlive82
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Doc SeverinsenAlive?
6Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
5Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
4Gary BuseyAlive?
3Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
2Rosa ParksOctober 24th, 200592
1Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
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Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021