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This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 8:34 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dianne FeinsteinSeptember 29th, 202390
9Barbara BoxerAlive?
8Chuck SchumerAlive?
7Harry ReidDecember 28th, 202182
6Ayatollah KhameneiAlive86
5Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
4Warren BuffettAlive95
3Beyonce KnowlesAlive?
2Kim KardashianAlive45
1Kanye WestAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000