This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 7:04 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Not Famous | ||
9 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
8 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
7 | Glen Campbell | August 8th, 2017 | 81 |
6 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
5 | Roger Angell | May 20th, 2022 | 101 |
4 | Franco Zeffirelli | June 15th, 2019 | 96 |
3 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
2 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
1 | Liz Smith (mediocre journalist) | November 12th, 2017 | 94 |
16 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003