White Men Finish First

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This list was submitted by BeverlyNowhere on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 6:09 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sumner RedstoneAugust 11th, 202097
9Tom BrokawAlive85
8Superstar Billy GrahamMay 17th, 202379
7Chevy ChaseAlive?
6Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
5Val KilmerApril 1st, 202565
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
2Sinead O'ConnorJuly 26th, 202356
1Jim CramerAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005