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This list was submitted by chillybilly on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 3:37 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
9Sidney PoitierJanuary 6th, 202294
8Gene HackmanFebruary 17th, 202595
7Joanne WoodwardAlive?
6Robert DuvallAlive95
5Ellen BurstynAlive?
4Shirley MacLaineAlive92
3Louise FletcherSeptember 23rd, 202288
2Sophia LorenAlive?
1Maggie SmithSeptember 27th, 202489
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998