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This list was submitted by Buck on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 2:13 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
7Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
6Joanne WoodwardAlive?
5Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
4Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
3Irwin Corey February 6th, 2017102
2Mary Tyler Moore January 25th, 201780
1Jake LaMotta September 19th, 201796
6 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998