This list was submitted by Woz on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 12:32 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 9 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 8 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
| 7 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
| 6 | Monty Hall | September 30th, 2017 | 96 |
| 5 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 4 | Ed Asner | August 29th, 2021 | 91 |
| 3 | Jimmy Hoffa, Jr. | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Jerry Lee Lewis | October 28th, 2022 | 87 |
| 1 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 6 points | 1 hit |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002