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The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

How long has it been since Queen Elizabeth gave Prince Philip a good blowjob?

Submitted by Twilight is Near on December 31, 2016.

Score
2hits so far
18tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Glen Campbell hitAug 8, 2017 Aug 8, 2017 81
9 Betty WhiteDec 31, 2021 Dec 31, 2021 99
8 Hugh Hefner hitSep 27, 2017 Sep 27, 2017 91
7 Sumner RedstoneAug 11, 2020 Aug 11, 2020 97
6 Clive JamesNov 24, 2019 Nov 24, 2019 80
5 Vera LynnJun 18, 2020 Jun 18, 2020 103
4 Kirk DouglasFeb 5, 2020 Feb 5, 2020 103
3 Roberta McCainOct 12, 2020 Oct 12, 2020 108
2 Queen Elizabeth IISep 8, 2022 Sep 8, 2022 96
1 Prince PhilipApr 9, 2021 Apr 9, 2021 99

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2006

She read his mind and her face grew sad, sadder than anything he had ever seen and she turned her eyes on him and he could see clear through them into the goodness of her soul and he knew she wasn't a blackmailer and his first impression had been right; she was a girl who had come face to face with fate and had lost, but in losing hadn't lost all, for there was the light of holiness in her face that time when he was her friend, when he thought that a look like that belonged only in a church when you were praying or getting married or something, a light that was there now for him to see while she played a song that told him he was her friend and she was his, a friendship that was more than that, it was a trust and he believed it. What a sap.